Gaga College Cover

Hahahahahahhahahahaaa.............

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Fame, Fortune & MTV

"Ultimately, Swift and West demonstrated that while they may have come off as adversaries last year, they have a great deal in common. Primarily, they both suffer from a bizarre disorder where what is supposedly intended as a gesture of generosity toward someone else inevitably spins out into a celebration of self. For him, this meant complaining about the pain of being a guy who can't stop acting like a jerk, and for her, it meant blowing up a moment of probably intoxicated rudeness into a major moral failing, just so that she could dramatically offer absolution." Entire, hilarious article/videos:
http://www.npr.org/blogs/monkeysee/2010/09/13/129825153/taylor-swift-is-sure-kanye-west-can-get-to-heaven-despite-interrupting-her?sc=fb&cc=fp

Lady Gaga's Singing Program

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au-OhKgfkqA

Blocked

I feel like I'm in the playroom of a giant toddler, and every time I try to take a couple of steps in any direction, he places a big wooden block in my path. Not making much progress today, but afraid to give up for fear he'll lose interest in the game and just bite off my head.

Murder By Sandwich

Not content to let other nationwide chains be the only ones to commit murder-by-sandwich, last week Denny's unveiled its Fried Cheese Melt:

http://www.npr.org/blogs/waitwait/2010/08/30/129529771/sandwich-monday-the-denny-s-fried-cheese-melt

Tears?

Watched "Nacho Libre" tonight, for the first time, in rich, full WalkerPhonic sound: he sat next to me and spoke every line of the film along with the actors, then snickered and glanced to see if I was laughing or cringing. Shane fell asleep, but still managed to wake in time to sing along with the grand finale, "I ate bugs, I ate grass, I used my hand to wipe my tears...."