Murder By Sandwich

Not content to let other nationwide chains be the only ones to commit murder-by-sandwich, last week Denny's unveiled its Fried Cheese Melt:

http://www.npr.org/blogs/waitwait/2010/08/30/129529771/sandwich-monday-the-denny-s-fried-cheese-melt

Tears?

Watched "Nacho Libre" tonight, for the first time, in rich, full WalkerPhonic sound: he sat next to me and spoke every line of the film along with the actors, then snickered and glanced to see if I was laughing or cringing. Shane fell asleep, but still managed to wake in time to sing along with the grand finale, "I ate bugs, I ate grass, I used my hand to wipe my tears...."

Fashion Police

All too recently, I've seen Walker wear plaid, Bermuda-length shorts, together with black dress socks à la Team Shuffleboard, and just this week, the pièce de résistance, white leather slip-on loafers, which he insists are cutting-edge fashionable. I don't get it. What's next? Leisure Suits? I have every reason to believe that he will begin his Senior year of high school tomorrow dressed as Herb Tarlek from WKRP in Cincinnati.

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My boss just introduced me to someone as the Volunteer Coordinator and the person who does all the things around here that he doesn't want to do. I laughed and said, "Sounds like job security to me," and he said, "That's right, because it's not like that list of things is getting any shorter...."

Click "like" if you love your daughter!!

Really?

Isn't that something of a contradiction, or at least a lukewarm comparison? Shouldn't there be a "love" button to click, if clicking is truly required to prove the veracity of one's feelings for one's daughter?

If I choose NOT to click, does that indicate that I don't love my daughter? Or even like her enough to click a button? And if I DO click the "like" button, what then? Will she be notified of my declaration of love/like for her? Will everyone else be notified? Will the world in general be comforted knowing that I do, indeed, love my own offspring? Was the public concerned? What kind of ongoing support/marketing will I be able to expect, having become a member of the exclusive club of people who love their daughters... Well, at least those who love them enough to click?

What about my son(s)? Will they feel left out, or that I'm playing favorites? Do I then need to seek out other buttons to click in similitude? What if I don't have a daughter? How will anyone know what a loving, demonstrative person I am if there is no public announcement to that end?

Please. Really.

(sigh) Back-to-School...

The new school year is fast approaching, and I can hardly bear the thought. With meetings and prep, the reality is that it has already begun for me, and I'm in denial. Time to face facts (not always my strong suit) and just get working on the twenty different school-related projects on my desk (or in a pile, or stuffed in a bag). Dread, frustration, gloom.....

On the upside, look at these "Back-to-School" shoes! Hahahahaha.... I love them! Obviously, finding and purchasing these will make all the difference in my attitude and productivity.... :)